Question by THE NOLTE-KMA: I’m looking for a shallow relationship based solely on sex. Is a Christian Singles site a good place to start?
…to meet that “special someone” who will cater to The Nolte’s carnal needs?
Teh Manuel, you enjoy twisting that knife you plunge into The Nolte’s heart, don’t you?
Best answer:
Answer by kinda_fukced.up132
christians do have some pretty kinky sex… ive heard they go as far as missionary!!
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Why not just go to church? And why limit yourself to the single ones?
Nolte, are you steppin’ out on your HAREM????? What the….. 😉
…………..NOLTE…………………..!!!!!!
YOU…..HERE…..LIKE THIS…..?!?!?
I think so…Make sure they are a fundie.
Let me know how it goes. I tried eHarmony but it never asked me about my favorite positions or what kind of cocktails I enjoy after sex. How could it possibly know who I’m compatible with?
Second only to actually going to church. That one never fails.
Absolutely, all you have to do is pretend to believe in fables, and you are in.
When I have needs that aren’t being met, I hang out with Busey and his harem. 😛
A Christian site? Christian sites are for people who are looking for a partner… not a hookup buddy
You should instead try an adult site. Or better yet go to a bar and pick up what you can i’m pretty sure it’s the same luck.
Everyone knows that all you have to do is email me.
Mate, there are only two types of women: those that DO, and those that are ABOUT TO.
So I guess you could look at any site you choose.
I should think that The Nolte would be a little more proactive and start up his own carnival needs site complete with religious clowns and slippery seals balancing ancient texts upon their noses.
“Evangelical Christians have the best sex life”
– Ted Haggard
You have to look for a relationship?
I would have expected them to be queuing up
Well if it’s a Christian Singles site, you’re clearly not there for scintillating intellectual conversations…
Wait wtf? You mean there’s actiually a different kind of relationship to one based solely on sex? Some people are just such weird freaks ~ I’ll never understand some of them!
Oh yes. Make sure to find one of those sites where they make you wear a purity dong.
Yes, I have heard that Christians can get pretty horny.