Bible Adventures (NES) with commentary, Part 3


I saved the worst for last. Baby moses has slightly better controls than Noah’s Ark and David and Goliath. The problem? It’s ridiculous. You have to carry a baby to the end of the stage, but not only do you drop the baby whenever a spider bumps into you, you go flying 50 feet in the air, soldiers rush in and murder the baby. Real family values in this game. This game could not, under any circumstances, by any person be considered fun.