Do christians believe any breaking news is a sign of the end of the world?

Question by THE MIGHTY RA: Do christians believe any breaking news is a sign of the end of the world?
Are they salivating at the prospect of their doom.

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Answer by I’m Ron Burgundy?
Maybe that’s why I’m Catholic. No rapture business to worry about.

No offense Fundamentalists, just my personal taste.

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Christwire Wants You to Read Their Christwire Handbook Or Burn In Hell

(PRWEB) January 17, 2012

A myriad of celebrities are enthralled by ChristWire.org too, like Karl Rove, who follows them on Twitter, John Stamos, who?s their fan on Facebook, and there are regular references to their shenanigans on Andrew Wilkow’s show on Sirius XM. ChristWire remains a mystery, but there is clearly an audience on both sides of fence who will turn to their new book, THE CHRISTWIRE HANDBOOK (christwirebook.com). It is a comprehensive and highly amusing guide to help good Christian Americans survive the many tribulations they are bound to encounter throughout the course of their lives in a sinful world.

From YouTube to Wikipedia, the question has been hotly debated: Are these dudes for real or are we dealing with some serious, cutting-edge satirists? The time has come for YOU to decide?.

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?????????The Homogay Agenda

?????????Glistening Red Sun of Technological Damnation

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?????????The American Liberal Elite

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Tyson Bowers III

Youth leader Tyson Bowers III proudly practices abstinence and teaches his youth groups the joys of a sexless life. Tyson travels the country giving lectures to students ranging from middle school to college about the dangers of homosexuality and liberals. Tyson is also a champion snowflake paper cutter.

Jack Gould Pastor

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Why does the news media focus on alleged Tea Party racism and ignore anti-Christian Democrats?

Question by Gavin Cato: Why does the news media focus on alleged Tea Party racism and ignore anti-Christian Democrats?
I understand that for leftist types, what they call racism is the greatest evil in the world and so they can’t get over this. Anyhow, go to any Democratic event and you can find Christ haters with insulting bumber stickers on their hybrids and Volvos. Why is this ignored while so much focus is put on a few alleged racists at Tea Parties?
Noah, I have known and worked with many hardcore activist Democrats. Many of them openly express their hatred for traditional Christianity.

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Answer by Hale
Because the “news media” is mostly Democrats…..

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Anyone know of a website That follows world news on the daily looking for signs of the 2nd coming?

Question by static x: Anyone know of a website That follows world news on the daily looking for signs of the 2nd coming?
I was just wondering, I like to keep up with world news especially all the unique and spectacular current events that point to the 2nd coming.
example of current events:
Famine
Food cost crisis (33 countries)
Israel
War and rumers of wars
Especially the signs in space
Ect….

Is there a site that watches these things from a Christian view point?

……….And for those of you that don’t care or believe in any of this stuff……………….I’m not asking you, so please keep your bias comments to yourself.

For those of you that care to help but don’t know of a site………………… if you are one that does your own independant “Christ Watch” I would love to hear any new input.

If you are interested in learning more or like to team up on the research email me I’d love to work others on this.

Ok Thanks everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May God’s Will be done in your life and your cup overflow!
Thinking cap never said it would events will take place over time yes but it does say He comes like a theif in the night.
Thinking cap….You see I believe that the whole 2/3 die n and the antichrist ect.. to occur during a 7 year peried in which hasn’t happened and I believe events are leading toward it and Jesus talked about signs coming from the ends of heaven. Today with events and theories of 12,2012 just upon usone can only anticipate and wonder. Example. For the first time in all of history we will be visiting the milky way from upside down which is also the end of the long count calander the mayans made up 1000’s of years ago. Calandor is more accurate then the one we use today.
With Israel in war and even being a state for 60 years seeing no peace and US calling for “two state peace agreement by the end of his term. An agreement that gives the Arabs part of the promise land away from Israel. The Nuclear threat against Israil and Iran are extremely high.What I’m looking for is current events that I believe are leading to a 7 year tribulation period that is about to be upon us.
Note *
I mention A date of great events but I also mention a 7 year tribulation so by no means do I think we can guess the day and hour for no man will know these things. However I believe blessed are the watchers.

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Answer by Thinkin’ Cap
Why do people look at the second coming of Christ as something that is going to happen at the snap of a finger?
There is already so much prophecy that has been fulfilled that leads up to the second coming and it has happened throughout centuries, not overnight. The Lord will come like a thief in the night. The Jews returned to Jerusalem in 1948, Caesar Nero is said to have been the Anti-Christ, The Black Death killed 2/3 of the worlds population. The best thing you can do to be prepared is to live as close to Christ as possible.
Peace be with you!

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What are we going to do about all the Christian terrorists that are scattered about the world, and in the U.S?

Question by : What are we going to do about all the Christian terrorists that are scattered about the world, and in the U.S?
Anders Behring Brevik of Norway, is being called a “Christian extremist” or “Christian terrorist.”

As westerners wrestle with such characterizations of the Oslo mass murder suspect, the question arises: Nearly a decade after 9/11 created a widespread suspicion of Muslims based on the actions of a fanatical few, is this what it’s like to walk a mile in the shoes of stereotype?
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Answer by Buddhist Prime
Gay Scientists Isolate Christian Gene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzbNkyXO50/

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Is the Israeli ambassador to the U.S. wrong? Did you see him on ABC World News Tonight last night?

Question by mouthbreather77: Is the Israeli ambassador to the U.S. wrong? Did you see him on ABC World News Tonight last night?
The story was about the alliance between Israelis and the evangelical Christians because they believe the end of the world has begun. The Israeli ambassador said that Jews don’t have to believe in Jesus until the Messianic age. He said Jews will ask the Messiah “are you coming or returning?” and that “until then we don’t know whether the world will be Christian or Jewish”.

Best answer:

Answer by Daniel ben Yeshia
Both believe in a Messiah.

I even had a friend who recently returned from Jerusalem and was praying at the Kotel (Wailing Wall) who said he overheard another man pray “O L-rd, send Messiah now! O Messiah come quickly, even if you are Jesus”. Obviously, he doesn’t speak for the majority of Judaism, nevertheless the feeling is there.

Judaism believes in 2 Messiahs. The first is Messiah ben Joseph (Messiah the son of Joseph) who would be like Joseph in Egypt, but would be killed. Joseph, if you recall was hidden from his brothers, they thought he was Tzafnaspenach, an Egyptian. And yet, even when his identity was hidden from them, he still saved them from the 7 years of famine. (Compare to the Christians 7 years of Tribulation.) The revelation that this pagan was not a pagan and was actually their brother didn’t come until the 2nd year of that time of tribulation and famine.

The other Messiah is Messiah ben David who reigns over all the earth in the time of Geulah (Redemption). Judaism teaches that Messiah ben David comes just after the battle in which Messiah ben Joseph is killed.

So the main difference is that 2000 years ago there were some Jews who believed that Yeshua (Iesus in Greek) was Messiah ben Joseph and that he would return one day as Messiah ben David – 2 Messiahs in 1 person. The rest of Judaism believes in 2 different Messiahs that are 2 different persons. The exception to this being a small subset of the Chabad Lubavitch movement who believes that their last Rebbe died as Messiah ben Joseph and will one day return as Messiah ben David. Some of them even claim that the Rebbe was “the L-rd incarnate”! That becomes scary similar to Christian belief.

The nature of Messiah is revealed in Torah and the Prophets. Both Christians and Jews are waiting for Messiah to come and reign. The main difference that I see is that the Jesus of Christianity they say came to do away with the law (the Torah), while the Messiah of Judaism will be one who upholds the Torah and establishes it. So Christians are expecting to follow after a ruler that is a man of lawlessness. (Which, oddly enough, is a description their Bible uses for the “Anti-Christ”.) So Christians are likely to be decieved in the time of trouble that preceeds the arrival of Messiah and will follow after a false leader.

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